the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
