i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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