I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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