Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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