but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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