I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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