Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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