sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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