If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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