I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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