When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I love you. Go after that dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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