idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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