YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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