is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she smelled like a LAN party
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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