Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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