we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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