Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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