And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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