Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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