Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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