have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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