your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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