Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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