I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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