do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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