I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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