I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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