After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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