Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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