Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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