Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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