Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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