so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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