so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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