is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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