I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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