Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm passing your future prison.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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