did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
3pm strippers are depressing
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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