Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Boobs are out for the taking
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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