Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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