pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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