Is it because I queefed?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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