i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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