Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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