So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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