Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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