ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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