Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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