That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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