they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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