is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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