google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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