I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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