last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Randomize
